Have any of you heard about the amazing food in England?...
…Yeah.
Me neither. Not to say that good food doesn’t exist here…
(thank you dear Jesus for SUBWAY)…but all the amazing stuff…is so not English.
For instance:
Indian foodThe Indian food over here rocks.
When someone asks you out for dinner in England, it usually goes like so:
(please read in an English accent)“Do you fancy a curry?” or
“Fancy a meal out?...which curry house would you like to try this time?”
Meet Alan. (
I always meet the most amazing people on planes)
He’s the kind, English man that I had the pleasure of sitting next to on the American Airlines flight back to Manchester this past week. He had me laughing
pretty much for the duration of the flight…but
especially when the meal arrived.
Menu:
Chicken and Rice or Beef and Potatoes (please keep in mind that we’re flying American…) So…we’re eating dinner when Alan remarks,
“This is a good chicken curry!”I almost yacked up a chunk of chicken as I carefully explained to Alan that this meal we were eating…was
not a curry…but rather, rice, chicken and vegetables all mixed up to create a nutritious and compact airline meal.
For all the English people out there…
just to alleviate any confusion….this here is Chicken and Rice:

And this here is a Chicken Curry:

Chunks of Meat + Rice =
Doesn't always equal a curry...but I love you for thinking so.